crazy-melody

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin "My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil." "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." "A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation" "All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific." "If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven’t used enough." "All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." "Constipated People Don't Give A crap." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you critic